"The dark raging fire that is my unyielding evil freezes his soul." --Stan (to a villager)

"Oh, where the hell is he, that darn creep..." --Rosalyn (the juxtaposition of 'hell' and then 'darn' just amuses me)

"Pink, you know, pink!  And not even a tasteful pink, but a fluorescent pink!" --Rosalyn

"Co-dependent much?" --Rosalyn (to Stan)

"Just because a pretty girl uncorked your bottle doesn't  mean you need to cheerfully come out!" --Rosalyn (again to Stan)

"I'm Stan!  I'm so evil!  I'm sooo supreme!  When I appear, the heavens quake with fear!" --Rosalyn (mocking Stan)

"Atta girl, fat legs!  Attracting suspicious old men!" --Stan (to Rosalyn)

"It's so pathetic... like I miss you, or I wanna meet you.. some even say I love you most in the world.  They cannot maintain a peaceful mind without putting it down on paper.  Then finally they deny the letter itself by saying things like I wanna meet you... pathetic animals." --Stan (talking about letters: all of Ari's responses to this run something along the lines of "You're illiterate, aren't you?" X3)

"These villagers here, they conspire to infuriate me!" --Stan

"There, there country girl. Cool down your temper. Would you like a cow?" --Marlene (to Julia)

"Why isn't she providing  despair and pushing humans off into the black abyss?" --Stan (about Linda)

"You're a fake Evil King too?!  They're everywhere! Like insects!"

"So much for being a unique and beautiful snowflake!  Hee hee!" --Stan & Rosalyn

"Y'know, you should just stop, because I'm starting to feel embarrassed for you." --Rosalyn (to Stan)

"Well, according to me, who possesses a linguistic sense as precious as true love or really good lasagne..." --Kisling

"See, you wanted to step on it from the beginning.  Denial is dorky." --Rosalyn (to Stan)

"I dunno.  I'm still cute, though." --Linda

"How boring, to go gently about facing evil!" --Marlene

"This looks evil.  Really evil.  So evil I'm jealous.  I should be like this." --Stan

"Brilliant!  Using the threat of social stigma!  A subtle but potent attack.  Stan never would have thought of it." --Kisling

"You who aspire to be a sophisticated villain with your housewife lies!" --Marlene (just love that Engrish)

"Thinking's hard.  Let's just kill it!" --Linda (talking about a door..)

"Hm, yes, that was thrilling... shall we, then?  Onto the killing..." --Epros

"Permit my hazard into your plight.  Once life sucked, now 'tis alright?" --Epros