1. Let's be honest now. What do you think of yourself?
I don't like myself too much, most of the time, but I try to be a good person and do the right thing...
Are you kidding me? I'm fucking perfect. God has nothing on me, baby.
I'm okay, you're okay.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and goshdarnit... people like me.
My life is a constant journey of improvement, but I don't hate myself. Rather I accept my flaws and work to correct them.
I don't like myself, but I dislike everyone else even more.

2. In your spare time, you enjoy...
Reading, writing, drawing, that sort of thing.
Plotting nasty demises for the world and all the people you hate.
Violence! Yay! And eating ice cream.
Driving people insane through horrible nightmare visions, or otherwise scarring them for life. Failing that I like watching gory movies. Realistic gory movies.
Studying and pondering the world around you.
Um... not much, really.
Sleeping, working out... I also like to make bottles of sulfuric acid. And bombs.
Helping people! Saving the world! Rescuing fluffy kittens from trees! I also like to slaughter the unrighteous.
Facilitating interesting conversations with people whose company I enjoy.

 3. How do you feel about religion?
Unsure. I believe in a higher power, but I'm not sure if it's the God they're talking about in the Bible.
Atheist. God, I hate God.
I'm pretty spiritual, but not in a zealous way. I believe in God, but I'm tolerant and open to all religions.
I'm spiritual, but I'm not a Christian.
I really don't care.
Completely pious. Yay God!
I'm not spiritual but I respect religion of all kinds and furthermore find them very interesting.

4. Mommy, what happens when we die?
We go to Heaven, of course.
We go to Hell, honey. We go to Hell.
I'm not your mother. Get away from me before I rip open your chest.
I don't know, and honestly I'm a little nervous about it.
Nothing. Death is merely an eternal rest.
You go to a shiny happy special place full of sunshine and rainbows. And exploding heads!
It's of no concern to me.
Heaven, reincarnation, hell... it depends.

5. Sexuality?
Straight but not narrow.
Honey, I'm as a gay as a day in May.
Unsure. I don't really know where I stand...
Male, female, what's the difference?
I like everybody XD
Whatever.

6. Pick the philosophy with which you most agree.
Life's a bitch. Then you die.
It will be much easier once you realize I'm God.
We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know. (W.H. Auden)
Hope is stronger than fear; Love is greater than grief; Life is mightier than death; Disaster is an incident of time. The shadows and rain of today will nourish the blossoms of tomorrow. (Archibald Rutledge)
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. (Helen Keller)
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. (John F. Kennedy)
I will prepare, and someday my chance will come. (Abraham Lincoln)
It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

 7. How do you behave in social situations?
Oh, man, I try to avoid those at all costs.
Same way I behave out of them. Like myself.
I like to show up and then do something to make everyone else run screaming... like maybe setting fire to their house.
I like hugging people. Even people I've never met. Someone's got to spread the love.
It depends. Perhaps I will merely spike the punch. Perhaps I will cut open the host's throat in front of his guests. I don't know.
I try to be friendly and sociable. I like meeting new people.
My social skills are pathetically underdeveloped, so I don't say much.
I'm pretty quiet. I'd rather watch people than actually, you know, engage them in conversation.

8. How's your family situation (mainly with regards to your parents)?
Well, I love my family and I know they love me, but sometimes I don't think they pay much attention to me...
I hate my father.
I hate my mother.
I hate them both, the fucking bastards.
Parents? I have no parents.
It's pretty good, actually.

9. How do you think you'd react in an emergency?
Freak out, scream, possibly faint.
Say you have a brilliant plan... and then try to think of one.
Take charge, saving yourself and everyone with you.
Save yourself. Fuck those other bitches.
Keep your cool, but look to someone else for the solution.
Run around blindly and manage to get out of it through sheer luck.
I don't get into emergencies... I cause them.

10. Which of these best describes your sense of style?
I like to show skin, but not in a flashy, Evil Pie sort of way. I like my body, no need to be ashamed of it...
Whatever's clean and comfortable. If I could live in my pajamas I would do it.
Clothes? I'm immune to your pathetic Earth elements... I need not wear excessive amounts of that which you call clothing.
Stylish black. Especially trenchcoats.
I've got more important things to worry about than clothes...
I like muted colors... clothes that would blend into a crowd.
Pretty dresses! Or trendy/cute clothes.
I wear armor and puffy pants. Or I would, if I could.

11. Pick the quote you like best. Just do it.
"You impertinent brat! I’ll drive this sword through your innards if you ever touch any articles of my clothing again!"
"I know my Lord is inside of your home! Allow me entrance, you foul temptress! Allow me entrance immediately! I have sharp things, you know! I can break in if I must!"
"There will be no killing! Well, not right now, anyway."
"Whoa there, sonny. Happy thoughts."
"I wondered briefly if I had some kind of pheromone in me that attracted deranged sociopaths."
"I really am looking forward to seeing you again and I'm sorry if I hurt you when I pushed you. I forgot that humans can die and stuff."
"That's the downside to being the best. The ladies never worry."
"Be calm."
"It's a bit primitive, true, but most emotions are. But it has no pretense. Fear is unconditional, inescapable. Even if you don't want it, it wants you. It's with you in despair and in happiness--lurking."
"I just want to protect someone... anyone... You."
"Communication now is often nothing more than noise. I'd rather not be a part of that."
"If we just leave her here alone, we might find her a lifeless corpse when we get back. And nobody wants that."
"Everything will be all right... I hope."
"I'm not dead, really. I'm just living impaired."
"I suppose I owe you an explanation. But that would waste valuable time, so why don't I just kill you instead?"

12. And finally... food?
Spaghetti, pizza, french fries, chicken tenders, the like.
I'll eat anything, as long as it doesn't eat me first.
Candy!
I try to eat as little as possible. Wouldn't we all save so much time if we didn't have to eat?
Exotic and spicy foods.
I'm too finicky when it comes to food to define my tastes in a question such as this.
Seafood! I love to feast upon the creatures of the briney deep.